need another drink. this is the easiest way
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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