you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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