Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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