how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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