I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
