your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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