I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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