i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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