the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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