just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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