Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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