You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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