who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
