He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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