i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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