guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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