so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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