And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
And the cops told us we were all naked.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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