Can i not drive my cunt home
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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