i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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