i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
