The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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