I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
