sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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