that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
That reminds me...we need to get swords
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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