please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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