Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
