so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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