Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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