i jhust puked up my retainher.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
