I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
