BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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