My friends, they love my intelligence
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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