her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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