So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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