What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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