I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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