Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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