I heard we made out
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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