About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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