Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My first STD was from a foam party
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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