Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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