she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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