i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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