In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
