i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
