Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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