You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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