Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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