i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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