Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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