Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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